The Clove Wants To Know:
What do you plan to do with your economic stimulus rebate?

“Probably take up heroin again.”
- Josh Flannigan, copy editor










“Get it all in cash and use the bills to make origami zoo animals.”
- Monica Bellis, ballet instructor

"Pay my bookie."
- John Yeskey, insurance underwriter

"Take my son to Disney World and also, hire a whore."
- William Haines, physician's assistant








“Keep putting coins in the claw machine at Denny’s until I win every stuffed animal.”
- Louise Gronko, retired court stenographer

“Get hair transplant surgery.”
- Tim Baldwin, public relations executive