Tuesday, January 29, 2008

American Idol Annoyance Level Upgraded From Elevated To High




WASHINGTON, D.C. – Now in its second week of auditions for the 2008 season, authorities have upgraded the American Idol Annoyance Level from Elevated to High. Officials, all of whom said they’d rather set their nose hair on fire than watch one minute of American Idol, recommend you begin drinking heavily to ease the pain.






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